Intro: Am C F G
Am                                   C              
Candlelight and moonlight all around us
F             G
I look into your eyes
Am                                  C              
You hold my hand underneath the table
F             G                   Am
And I can't disguise the way I feel
            C                  F
I could've wished a thousand wishes
      G            Am
For this night I can't believe
            C            F         
That it's finally me and you and you and me
       G                 C
Just us and your friend Steve
      G            C
Do do do do do do do Steve
      G            F
Do do do do do do do leave
                              C                
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
             G
hey, how it's going?
Am                                              C            
You took me out for whoppers and to the movies
F              G
I was hoping for romance
Am                                  C              
You even took me to the Mexican circus
F             G                                 Am
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
            C                  F
I could've wished a thousand wishes
      G            Am
For Steve to disappear
      C                  F         
What the hecks your freaking problem?
G            C
Why he's always here?
                G               C
Do do do do do do do Steve
      G            F
Do do do do do do do?Go away
                              C                
 what's the deal with your friend Steve?
             G
hey, how it's going?
Am                  G
It's not that I don't like your friend
      C                  F
But how many hours with him can you spend?
Am                  G
And it's not that I don't think he's great
      C         G
But it's only you, only you
      F      C
I wanna fellate
Am                                 C              
Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be
F                       G
And that would be alright
Am                                       C              
But let a chick know just what your steez is
F             G                   Am
So I know if I should shave tonight
            C                  F
I could've wish a thousand wishes
      G            Am
'Cause I like to be with you
            C            F         
But it's always me and you and your friend Steve
       G                 C
There's nothing I can
      G            C
Do do do do do do do Steve
      G            F
Do do do do do do do Seriously
                              C                
 what's the deal with your friend Steve?
(mute)
Oh, hey -
Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing.
Riki: Me either.
C
Steve