Intro: A5 C5 F5 G5
A5                                   C5              
Candlelight and moonlight all around us
F5             G5
I look into your eyes
A5                                  C5              
You hold my hand underneath the table
F5             G5                   A5
And I can't disguise the way I feel
            C5                  F5
I could've wished a thousand wishes
      G5            A5
For this night I can't believe
            C5            F5         
That it's finally me and you and you and me
       G5                 C5
Just us and your friend Steve
      G5            C5
Do do do do do do do Steve
      G5            F5
Do do do do do do do leave
                              C5                
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
             G5
hey, how it's going?
A5                                              C5            
You took me out for whoppers and to the movies
F5              G5
I was hoping for romance
A5                                  C5              
You even took me to the Mexican circus
F5             G5                                 A5
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
            C5                  F5
I could've wished a thousand wishes
      G5            A5
For Steve to disappear
      C5                  F5         
What the hecks your freaking problem?
G5            C5
Why he's always here?
                G5               C5
Do do do do do do do Steve
      G5            F5
Do do do do do do do?Go away
                              C5                
 what's the deal with your friend Steve?
             G5
hey, how it's going?
A5                  G5
It's not that I don't like your friend
      C5                  F5
But how many hours with him can you spend?
A5                  G5
And it's not that I don't think he's great
      C5         G5
But it's only you, only you
      F5      C5
I wanna fellate
A5                                 C5              
Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be
F5                       G5
And that would be alright
A5                                       C5              
But let a chick know just what your steez is
F5             G5                   A5
So I know if I should shave tonight
            C5                  F5
I could've wish a thousand wishes
      G5            A5
'Cause I like to be with you
            C5            F5         
But it's always me and you and your friend Steve
       G5                 C5
There's nothing I can
      G5            C5
Do do do do do do do Steve
      G5            F5
Do do do do do do do Seriously
                              C5                
 what's the deal with your friend Steve?
(mute)
Oh, hey -
Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing.
Riki: Me either.
C5
Steve