http://www.geologicrecords.net/

Awesome song by the handsomely talented George Hrab. Though reflecting the 
sentiment of this song, few will probably end up seeing this tab :P

Chords:

Am/G:   3x2210
Dsuss4: x00032
D*:     x54x3x
Eb*:    x65x4x
F*:     x87x6x
F:      133211 & x79997 (alternate in chorus)
Csuss2: x32033

VERSE
G (320003@1)                         DYou've (xx0232@1)never heard me sing, see me do anything
Am (x02210@1)      Am/G (302210@1)           F (133211@1)       DDsuss4 (xx0232@1)DWhen (xx0232@1)I am done you won't remember my name
G (320003@1)                      DI'll (xx0232@1)play if you insist, there's no point to resist
Am (x02210@1)      Am/G (302210@1)               F (133211@1)        DDsuss4 (xx0232@1)DBut (xx0232@1)you will be unimpressed by my lack of fame

PRE CHORUS
Bm (x24432@1)                                   CSo (x32010@1)this is the song I'll choose if you ask me to play
Bm (x24432@1)                                      C (x32010@1)      D*
You'll nod and smile politely than you'll turn and walk away
              Eb*           F*
Why don't you turn and walk awaaaay

CHORUS
Bb (x1333x@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   F (133211@1)      BbI (x1333x@1)won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb (x43121@3)         FBut (133211@1)I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb (x1333x@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   F (133211@1)      BbI (x1333x@1)won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb (x43121@3)         FBut (133211@1)I can play a pretty fine tune

VERSE
G (320003@1)                DI (xx0232@1)never do complain, at my lack of fame
Am (x02210@1)       Am/G (302210@1)        F (133211@1)       DDsuss4 (xx0232@1)DI'd (xx0232@1)rather walk the mall anonymously
G (320003@1)                            DI'm (xx0232@1)sure you're not impressed, by my lack of abs and chest
Am (x02210@1)             Am/G (302210@1)           F (133211@1)        DDsuss4 (xx0232@1)DBut (xx0232@1)I still hope you will like my chords and melodies

PRE CHORUS
Bm (x24432@1)                               CThey (x32010@1)say we each have one thing at which we do excel
Bm (x24432@1)                       C (x32010@1)                       D* 
My one thing is I know the house bands way better in hell
Eb*           F*
Way better in heeeeell

CHORUS
Bb (x1333x@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   F (133211@1)      BbI (x1333x@1)won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb (x43121@3)         FBut (133211@1)I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb (x1333x@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   F (133211@1)      BbI (x1333x@1)won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb (x43121@3)         FBut (133211@1)I can play a pretty fine tune

VERSE
GLa (320003@1)la la la la
DLa (xx0232@1)la la la la la
Am (x02210@1)     Am/G (302210@1)      F (133211@1)             DDsuss4 (xx0232@1)DLa (xx0232@1)la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la

PRE CHORUS
Bm (x24432@1)                                 CSo (x32010@1)these are the lyrics you'll never email to your friends
Bm (x24432@1)                        C (x32010@1)                 D*
But don't feel bad for me I know how this story ends

CHORUS
G (320003@1)           Csuss2     D (xx0232@1)  GI (320003@1)won't be famous anytime soon
          Csuss2         D (xx0232@1)     GBut (320003@1)I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb (x1333x@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   F (133211@1)      BbI (x1333x@1)won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb (x43121@3)         FBut (133211@1)I can play a pretty fine tune

VERSE
GLa (320003@1)la la la la
DLa (xx0232@1)la la la la la
Am (x02210@1)     Am/G (302210@1)      F (133211@1)             DDsuss4 (xx0232@1)DLa (xx0232@1)la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la

OUTRO (all bar chords)
AbLa (xx1114@1)laaa la la
BbLaaa (x1333x@1)la la
BLaaaa (x2444x@1)la la 
C#Laaaaa (x43121@1)La La
EbLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ooooooh (x43121@3)