http://www.geologicrecords.net/

Awesome song by the handsomely talented George Hrab. Though reflecting the 
sentiment of this song, few will probably end up seeing this tab :P

Chords:

Am/G:   3x2210
Dsuss4: x00032
D*:     x54x3x
Eb*:    x65x4x
F*:     x87x6x
F:      133211 & x79997 (alternate in chorus)
Csuss2: x32033


VERSE
G                           D
You've never heard me sing, see me do anything
Am        Am/G             F         D Dsuss4 D
When I am done you won't remember my name
G                        D
I'll play if you insist, there's no point to resist
Am        Am/G                 F          D Dsuss4 D
But you will be unimpressed by my lack of fame


PRE CHORUS
Bm                                     C
So this is the song I'll choose if you ask me to play
Bm                                        C        D*
You'll nod and smile politely than you'll turn and walk away
              Eb*           F*
Why don't you turn and walk awaaaay


CHORUS
Bb            Eb     F        Bb
I won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb           F
But I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb            Eb     F        Bb
I won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb           F
But I can play a pretty fine tune


VERSE
G                  D
I never do complain, at my lack of fame
Am         Am/G          F         D Dsuss4 D
I'd rather walk the mall anonymously
G                              D
I'm sure you're not impressed, by my lack of abs and chest
Am               Am/G             F          D Dsuss4 D
But I still hope you will like my chords and melodies


PRE CHORUS
Bm                                 C
They say we each have one thing at which we do excel
Bm                         C                         D* 
My one thing is I know the house bands way better in hell
Eb*           F*
Way better in heeeeell

CHORUS
Bb            Eb     F        Bb
I won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb           F
But I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb            Eb     F        Bb
I won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb           F
But I can play a pretty fine tune


VERSE
G
La la la la la
D
La la la la la la
Am       Am/G        F               D Dsuss4 D
La la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la


PRE CHORUS
Bm                                   C
So these are the lyrics you'll never email to your friends
Bm                          C                   D*
But don't feel bad for me I know how this story ends


CHORUS
G             Csuss2     D    G
I won't be famous anytime soon
          Csuss2         D       G
But I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb            Eb     F        Bb
I won't be famous anytime soon
           Eb           F
But I can play a pretty fine tune


VERSE
G
La la la la la
D
La la la la la la
Am       Am/G        F               D Dsuss4 D
La la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la


OUTRO (all bar chords)
Ab
La laaa la la
Bb
Laaa la la
B
Laaaa la la 
C#
Laaaaa La La
Eb
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ooooooh