G E T   A   H A I R C U T

G
I was a rebel from the day I left school.

I grew my hair long and broke all the rules.
C
I'd sit and listen to my records all day.
D
With big ambitions of where I could play.

G
My parents taught me what life is about.

So I grew up the type they warned me about.
C
They said my friends were just an unruly mob
             D                            
and I should get a haircut and get a real job.

G
Get a haircut and get a real job.

Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
C
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
              D                            
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.

G
I even tried that nine to five scene.

I told myself that it was all a bad dream.
C
I found a band and some good songs to play.
      D
Now I party all night and I sleep all day.

G
I met this chick, she was my number one fan.

She took me home to meet her mommy and dad.
C
They took one look at me and said "Oh my god",
D
get a haircut and get a real job.

G
Get a haircut and get a real job.

Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
C
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
              D                            G  
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
                                         C
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job.
           D                             G    G C D
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job.

G
I hit the big time with my rock-n-roll band,

the future's brighter now then I'd ever planned.
C
I'm ten times richer than my big brother Bob.
     D
He's got a haircut and he's got a real job.

G
Get a haircut and get a real job.

Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
C
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
              D                            G  
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
                                         C
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job.
           D                             G    G C D G C D G C D G
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job.


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