G                                        D
I know I'll never meet another hunk of woman like my Ann

                    C                     D
Cause she makes me feel like a great big man

                 G                                                   D
I'm a gonna go tell her mama what I think about her say thank you ma'am

            C D              G
For giving me your daughter Ann

               C
She sure is stacked from her toes to the pretty little nape

                                                     G
Of her neck she's packed like a seed in a grape she's smooth as marble skin

            C
When I see her I believe I'm a real young guy

                                                   A                   D7
And every time I go to work I think I might die if I can't hurry home again

                 G                                      D
If the good Lord worked all night a makin' me a female plan

            C         D                G
I'd say no thanks Lord I'll just keep Ann
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Other Verses

How could I ever look at any other woman when I've got Ann
Oh I feel so good when she takes my hand
I'm a gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her say thank you man
For giving me your daughter Ann

When I come home and I feel like I've been run over
By a ten-ton truck she can rub my shoulders and soothe my aches and 

pains

If I lose my job and I'm down to a silver dollar
And I feel like a dried up gourd in a holler she soothes my brow like 

summer rain

If the good Lord worked all night a making me a female plan
I'd say no thanks you Lord I'll just keep Ann

END

        C            D                  G
Oh no thanks (you) Lord I'll just keep Ann