Key: Bb5

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: Car Starting then Drumbeats
G#-- - G#-- - G#5 - F#5 - G#-

Distortion: Bb- - F5 - Eb- - F5 - Bb- - F5 - F- - C#5 - F-x2

Car Honks and drivers trash talks to other cars
Bb-- x6, G#- - F--


Verse 1:
   C#5    Bb5
It seems every time we're driving 
                            G#5
down the transcanada number 1
    Bb5
The traffic's growing worse 
     F5  C#5   Bb5
everyday  it doesn't really help 
When there's a bozo at the wheel 
 G#5     Bb5
slowing down cutting people 
    F5                  C#5
Off I don't think it's funny


Chorus:
Bb5           F5 Eb5
  Hit the gas    hit the brakes 
F5 Bb5                F5
    In a traffic jam I think I'm 
C#5           Bb5           F5    Eb5
late for work  got your license 
              F5  Bb5
From a cereal box  you don't know how 
   F5                   C#5
to drive you're just a fucking jerk


Post Chorus 1: x2, x means palm mute
       Bb5              G#5             Bb5           C?ol Riff
e | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | ----------------- | 
B | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | -4-2---2--------- | 
G | -----3------3- | -----1------1- | -----3------3- | -----3---3-2-1--- | 
D | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | ---------------4- | 
A | -1-1----1-1--- | -------------- | -1-1----1-1--- | ----------------- | 
E | -------------- | -4-4----4-4--- | -------------- | ----------------- | 
   x x    x x     x x    x x     x x    x x


Verse 2:
   Bb5
It never fails getting on 
there's always something going 
G#5      Bb5      
Wrong a lot of cars a lot of smog 
F5             C#5
  It's pretty hazy when a 
Bb5
blowout in a tire becomes 
                  F5   Bb5
Such a big desire for idiots to 
           F5                C#5
watch slow down it makes me crazy
Bb5                         G#5
  Think you know how I feel 
Bb5                 F5       C#5
  what I need is a new automobile 
Bb5
  Like the game spyhunter 
             G#5 Bb5
I could enjoy   anyone 
Who would annoy set the 
F5        C#5
missiles seek and destroy


(Repeat Chorus twice)


Post Chorus 2:
       Bb5              G#5             Bb5           C?ol Riff
e | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | ----------------- | 
B | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | -4-2---2--------- | 
G | -----3------3- | -----1------1- | -----3------3- | -----3---3-2-1--- | 
D | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | ---------------4- | 
A | -1-1----1-1--- | -------------- | -1-1----1-1--- | ----------------- | 
E | -------------- | -4-4----4-4--- | -------------- | ----------------- | 
   x x    x x     x x    x x     x x    x x

       Bb5              G#5             Bb5
e | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | 
B | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | 
G | -----3------3- | -----1------1- | -----3------3- | 
D | -------------- | -------------- | -------------- | 
A | -1-1----1-1--- | -------------- | -1-1----1-1--- | 
E | -------------- | -4-4----4-4--- | -------------- | 
   x x    x x     x x    x x     x x    x x


Outro: Beat Changes
                 G#5
e | ------------------------------------- | 
B | ------2h3p2-------------------------- | 
G | ----------------1h4p1------------4-1- | 
D | -6-6---------6---------6-2-1-2------- |  x2
A | -6-6---------6---------6-------2----- | 
E | -4-4---------4---------4------------- | 
   x x         x         x

                            Eb5
e | ---------------------------------------------------------6- | 
B | -4-2---2---------4-2---2---------4-2---2-----------------7- | 
G | -----3---3-2-1-------3---3-2-1-------3---3-2-1---8-8-8-8-8- | 
D | ---------------4---------------4---------------4-8-8-8-8-8- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------6-6-6-6-6- | 
E | ----------------------------------------------------------- |