Intro:
E5 (two measures)
A5 (one measure)
B5 - A5 (one measure)
E5 (one measure)

Verse:
E5
I ain't go no outfits to pick and choose 
So I really ain't got that much to lose 
A5
Picture's getting fuzzy and it's stuck on channel 3 
        E5
And the whole thing looks pretty silly to me 
B5                  A5
50,000 more and I'm out of the red
E5 - B5

(Verse)
Heavy Metal thrash band, it's all a bunch of shit 
People trying to name me while I'm trying to do my bit 
I ain't got the patience or the time to waste 
Call me a rock star you can spit in my face 
Gonna take a horse to drag me outta my bed 

(verse)
I'd rather hang with drunks than hang out with myself 
Well, the booze is over there take a glass off the shelf 
If you ain't had enough by tomorrow at noon 
we're gonna place a call to the Boneyard Crew 
Went to sleep at home and woke up in a shed 

N.C.
Oh ? son of a bitch!

(solo over verse sequence)