Standard Tuning
Capo 6th

Intro:

C5   E5   A5  C5  G5
Verse 1:

C5                                          E5
I was tripping down my steps when they came into mind

C5                                      E5
It couldn't have happened at a more terrible time

G5                              A5
So i visited the doctor but he told me I'm fine

G5                               A5
Even though my head's on backwards and I make my parents cry

C5                                        E5
I think that there's more than just the things that you see and touch

C5                                    E5
Ghosts are playing tricks on me while I play double dutch

G5                                   A5
They really seem to like me they're around now all the time

G5                                        A5
They stole away their social skills they stole their sexual drive

Chorus:

F5                               C5                   G5
Take me from diamond head even though I don't wanna go

F5                               C5                   G5
Take me from diamond head even though I don't wanna go

Verse 3:

C5                                    E5
My friends across the ocean never see things quite the same

C5                                    E5
I never understand why they don't call me by my name

G5                                 A5
So I got myself a passport thought I gave it a try

G5                                 A5
When I approached a turnstile they took me to the side

Chorus:

F5                               C5                    G5
Take me from diamond head even though I don't wanna go

F5                               C5                    G5
Take me from diamond head even though I don't wanna go

Break: 

C5    E5   A5   C5   G5

Verse 4:

C5                             E5
People that protect me do it in a crazy way

C5                             E5
They tell me that the backyard did its thing again today

G5                              A5
It's a terrible disaster it's a superfluous crime

G5                              A5
It's a horrible calamity that someone's gotta die

Chorus:

F5                                 C5                  G5
Take me from diamond head even though I don't wanna go

F5                                 C5                  G5
Take me from diamond head even though I don't wanna go