CAPO ON 1ST FRET Don't forget to damp the strings after u strum the chord each time! Enjoy! Sam xxx Verse 1: Am Virginia was a lot lizard from F.L.A. E She had a compound fracture in the trunk Am It started when she ran away Dm F Thumbs out on the interstate E Am She hitched a ride to misery Mr. Whirly had a catastrophic incident E He fell into the city by the bay Am He liquidated his estate Dm F Now he sleeps upon the Haight E Am Panhandling misery Chorus: E And he's gonna get high high high Am When he's low low low E Am The fire burns from better days E And she screams why oh why Am I said I don't know Dm F E The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Am Of misery Verse 2: Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam He ran the drug cartel in Tinsel town They found him in a cadillac Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name Of misery Gina hit the road to New York City Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked She stopped in Vegas to elope With Virginia and the dope And kissed the bride eternally Chorus: And they're gonna get high high high When they're low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams why oh why I said I don't know The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of misery F E Am Hell hounds on your trail now once again boy F E Am It's groping on your leg until it sleeps F E Am The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow F E 'Cause it's not what you make it's what you leave Mandolin and guitar solo - just play the same chords over the top! E And we're gonna get high high high Am When we're low low low E Am The fire burns from better days E And she screams why oh why Am I said I don't know Dm F E(don't damp) The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Am Of misery End on Am That's all folks!