Verse 1: (all G chord) 5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town I've only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ears Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going But I'm soakin' up the moment Chorus: G5 I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up C5 G5 Don't believe I've ever had this much D5 One thing I've learned when you get tore up G5 Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up Verse 2: (all G5 chord) It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock What the hell I'll have one more shot Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too Chorus 2: G5 Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up C5 G5 Don't believe I've ever had this much D5 One thing I've learned when you get tore up G5 Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up Instrumental Break: G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 Verse 3: (all G chord) Don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window Hurt my elbow, got me in though Two foot later backed in to the light pole All the town folk, got a good show Chorus 3: G5 I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up C5 G5 Don't believe I've ever had this much D5 One thing I've learned when you get tore up G5 Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up G5 C5 G5 Jacked up... woooo ooh D5 One thing I've learned when you get tore up G5 Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up D5 One thing I've learned when you get tore up C5 Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar, hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are G5 When you're all.... Jacked up G5 All Jacked up, all Jacked up C5 G5 All Jacked up, all Jacked up D5 C5 G5 yeah yeah yeah yeah....
