Intro: E5

E5
  Go on and ring my neck
G5
  Like when a rag gets wet
B5
  A little discipline
A5
  For my pet genius
E5
  My head is like lettuce
G5
  Go on, dig your thumbs in.
B5
  I cannot stop giving
B5
  I'm thirtysomething.

E5
  Sense of security
G5
  Like pockets jingling
B5          A5
  Midlife crisis
E5
  Suck ingenuity
G5
  Down through the family
B5      ( B5 )
  Tree...

        E5                    D5
  You're perfect yes it's true
    A5         E5                D5                A5
  But without me you're only you (you're only you)
       E5               D5
  Your menstruating heart
 A5        E5
  It ain't bleeding enough for two.

 E5      G5   B5   A5
  It's a midlife...crisis
 E5     G5   B5   B5
  It's a midlife...crisis

E5
  What an inheritance
G5
  The salt and the kleenex
B5
  Morbid self-attention
A5
  Bending my pinky back
E5
  A little discipline
G5
  A donor by habit
B5
  A little discipline
B5
  Rent an opinion.

E5
  Sense of security
G5
  Holding blunt instrument
B5        A5
  Midlife crisis
E5
  I'm a perfectionist
G5                          B5      ( B5 )
  And perfect is a skinned knee.

     E5                     D5
  You're perfect yes it's true
    A5         E5                 D5             A5
  But without me you're only you (you're only you)
      E5               D5
  Your menstruating heart
 A5       E5
  It ain't bleeding enough for two.

 ( E5 )
   Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...

 E5         G5
  It's a midlife...
   B5
 Crisis...
E5           G5
  It's a midlife...
     B5   B5
 Crisis...

     E5                      D5
  You're perfect yes it's true
    A5         E5                D5     A5
  But without me you're only you
      E5               D5
  Your menstruating heart
 A5          E5
  It ain't bleeding enough for two...