A5 G5 A5 There's no man alive that's what I need G5 E5 So give me a man that I can breathe A5 G5 A5 There's no man alive that has what I want G5 E5 So give me a man that I can haunt A5 G5 A5 Give me a static-free cellular line G5 E5 So I can call him all of the time A5 G5 A5 Give me a shimmering astral cord G5 E5 So I can be there when he's with his whore F5 A5 I feel it come again F5 A5 The feeling that I love F5 A5 And that I know will end (And when the ride comes to an end, just get up, dust off, and do it again) F5 A5 I feel it come again F5 A5 The feeling that I love F5 A5 And that I know will end A5 G5 A5 There's no man alive that I can't deceive G5 E5 So give me a man who's crueller than me A5 G5 A5 There's no man alive that I can't destroy G5 E5 So give me a man who'll be first to deploy A5 G5 A5 Give me a static-free cellular line G5 E5 So I can connect to him all of the time A5 G5 A5 Give me a sparkling astral cord G5 E5 So I can be there when he is no more