Tabbed by: Scott H. Tuning: Standard Riff I: e|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-4-4-4-3-3-3-3/4-4-4-3-3-3-3/4-4-4-3-3-3-3-------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| Riff I Thirty condom inches later Ten minutes in my old hometown What is fifteen minutes anyway? Suck my dick, baby go around "I got a big one, just for you" He said "I'll stuff it right in your mouth" "I got a big one, one for you" Riff II: e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------0-----| D|-0---------1-----| A|-2---------0-----| E|-----------0-----| Why do feminists give blow jobs? Riff I 'Cause it's just a chore And I'm doing you a big favor 'Cause it's just a chore And I'm doing you a big favor