I just spent maybe the last half hour trying to figure this out. It may not be 100%
but it's pretty close! Enjoy! And don't forget to buy Honor Society's album Fashionably Late 
September 15th!

G (320003@1)                             EmIt (022000@1)seems like perfect fruit, so hard to find
      C (x32010@1)     GI (320003@1)almost get enough
      C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)              AmBut (x02210@1)now I see the fruit is in your hands
Am (x02210@1)  D (xx0232@1)         GOh (320003@1)it tastes like Pear-adise!
                    EmA (022000@1)healthy treat for everyone!
            GTastes (320003@1)like Pear-adise!
   EmI (022000@1)wish that we had more!
        CThey're (x32010@1)tasty, healthy, and nutritious,
Am (x02210@1)           C (x32010@1)    D (xx0232@1) (strum once on Cand (x32010@1)D)
Grown in these United States
      C (x32010@1)  GIt's (320003@1)Pear-adise
C (x32010@1)    GPear-adise (320003@1)