I just spent maybe the last half hour trying to figure this out. It may not be 100% 
but it's pretty close! Enjoy! And don't forget to buy Honor Society's album Fashionably Late 
September 15th!

G                               Em
It seems like perfect fruit, so hard to find
      C       G
I almost get enough
      C           G                Am
But now I see the fruit is in your hands
Am    D           G
Oh it tastes like Pear-adise!
                    Em
A healthy treat for everyone!
            G
Tastes like Pear-adise!
   Em
I wish that we had more!
        C
They?re tasty, healthy, and nutritious,
Am             C      D   (strum once on C and D)
Grown in these United States
      C    G
It?s Pear-adise
C      G
Pear-adise