G5                     C5 
Me and the farmer get on fine
A5                   D5  
Through stormy weather and bottles of wine                  
       G5                    C5  
If I pull my weight he'll treat me well                  
A5                   D5           G5
But I'f I'm late he'll give me hell


B5
And though it's all hard work no play
C5
Farmer is a happy crook,
B5
Jesus hates him every day,
C5         A5          D5
Cause Jesus gave and Farmer took


G5                            C5
Won't he let you go    probably no
A5                            D5
Won't he let you go    probably no
G5                            C5
Why does he treat you so?  I just don't know                 
A5                            D5
Why does he treat you so?  I just don't know


C5
Me and the farmer like brother, like sister  
D5
Getting on like hand and blister
C5        D5
Me and the farmer

He's chopped down sheep, planted trees
And helped the countryside to breathe
Ripped up fields, bullied flocks
And worked his workers right around the clock.

It may seem strange but he'd admit
Intentions aren't exactlt true
And though God loves his wife a bit
He hates the farmer through and through

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All we've got is London Zoo
'cause farmer owns them all