Crazy Fool by Hylo Brown - www.hylobrown.com Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret) AWell (x02220@1)the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be E (022100@1) AFound (x02220@1)a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be ANow (x02220@1)come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E (022100@1) AHow (x02220@1)come a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be? AShe (x02220@1)said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can't you never see E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)only a milk cow your mammy gave to me AWell (x02220@1)I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E (022100@1) AA (x02220@1)saddle on a milk cows back, I've never seen before AWell (x02220@1)the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be E (022100@1) AFound (x02220@1)a hat, a hangin' on a rack where my hat oughta be AWell (x02220@1)come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E (022100@1) AHow (x02220@1)come a hat a hangin' on a rack, where my hat oughta be? AShe (x02220@1)said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can't you never see E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)only a dish pan your mammy gave to me AWell (x02220@1)I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E (022100@1) AA (x02220@1)hat band on a dish pan, I've never seen before AWell (x02220@1)the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be E (022100@1) AFound (x02220@1)a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be ANow (x02220@1)come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E (022100@1) AHow (x02220@1)come a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be? AShe (x02220@1)said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can't you never see E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)only a cabbage head, your mammy gave to me AWell (x02220@1)I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E (022100@1) AA (x02220@1)moustache on a cabbage head, I've never seen before