Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret) A5 Well the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be E5 A5 Found a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be A5 Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E5 A5 How come a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be? A5 She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can?t you never see E5 A5 It?s only a milk cow your mammy gave to me A5 Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E5 A5 A saddle on a milk cows back, I?ve never seen before A5 Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be E5 A5 Found a hat, a hangin? on a rack where my hat oughta be A5 Well come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E5 A5 How come a hat a hangin? on a rack, where my hat oughta be? A5 She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can?t you never see E5 A5 It?s only a dish pan your mammy gave to me A5 Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E5 A5 A hat band on a dish pan, I?ve never seen before A5 Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be E5 A5 Found a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be A5 Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E5 A5 How come a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be? A5 She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can?t you never see E5 A5 It?s only a cabbage head, your mammy gave to me A5 Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E5 A5 A moustache on a cabbage head, I?ve never seen before
