F5 C5 G5 B5 There comes a time in every mans life F5 C5 G5 B5 when he grows hair where it used to be bare F5 C5 G5 B5 I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy F5 C5 G5 B5 You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy F5 C5 G5 B5 Because periods suck (and commas rule!) F5 C5 G5 B5 This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: F5 C5 G5 B5 When she gives you affection, you better wear protection F5 C5 G5 B5 That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? F5 C5 G5 B5 In Sex Ed, remember what you read F5 C5 G5 B5 Just forget what the others have said F5 C5 G5 B5 get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed F5 C5 G5 B5 And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, F5 C5 G5 B5 And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy F5 C5 G5 B5 Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry F5 C5 G5 B5 They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) F5 C5 G5 B5 And did we mention F5 C5 G5 B5 The risk of getting STDs F5 C5 G5 B5 Not just gross hookers have it F5 C5 G5 B5 Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit F5 C5 G5 B5 You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? F5 C5 G5 B5 Well maybe you should watch more basketball F5 C5 G5 B5 Wait a second this is not about sports F5 C5 G5 B5 Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts Chorus: F5 C5 G5 B5 When she gives you affection, you better wear protection F5 C5 G5 B5 That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? F5 C5 G5 B5 In Sex Ed, remember what you read F5 C5 G5 B5 Just forget what the others have said F5 C5 G5 B5 get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed F5 C5 G5 B5 Your body is growing F5 C5 G5 B5 You will get hairy F5 C5 G5 B5 Your little voice will start to change F5 C5 G5 B5 And your no-no place will feel a bit strange F5 C5 G5 B5 Your pits will stink F5 C5 G5 B5 You'll get zits on your face F5 C5 G5 B5 Without this knowledge you will scare girls away F5 C5 G5 B5 So listen to this song every day
