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Had a love affair with nina 
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In the back of my cortina 
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it could'nt be more obscena 
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than a ..... ..... hyina 
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she took me to the cleaners 
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and other misdemeanours 
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but i got right up between her 
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and .... .... her ribeana 
 

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so you ask joice and vicky 
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whose their favourite bricky 
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my given name is dickie, i come from Billericy 
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and im doin, very well