G                     D
I once had a pig that loved me.
                          G
He lived in a shed in the country.
                              C
In a middle class district of Dunfries.
D                         G
But a sad kind of pig was he.

Chorus:
G                   D
Pigs can't swim and pigs can't fly
                     G
But Pigs can see the wind go by.
                 D
Pigs make lovely household friends.
                       G
When winter comes then summer ends.
G                    D
Each week that lofty beasty - 
                       G
Would beg with eyes so misty.
                    C
To take him over to England.
D                   G
His life's dream to fulfill.

Chorus
G                           D
He wants to plunge into the channel 
                            G
Swim to France would be his gamble
                                  C
Florence Chadwick couldn't hold a candle
D                       G
To such a daring pig as he.

Chorus

(This verse sung in pigs perspective - silly falsetto)
G                        D
So then I came up to him askin'
                           G
will our friendship not be lastin'
                     C
and he told me I was graspin' 
D                   G
and he needed to be free!

Chorus
G                         D
So will you take me there tomorrow
                          G
In a pigs eye I said with sorrow
                           C
So he drown himself in the bath tub (Naughty Boy)
D                            G
And I had pork chops with my tea!

Chorus 
G            D
Early in the morning 
                G
so early in the morning
                C
so early in the morning 
D                   G
before the break of day