G5                     D5
I once had a pig that loved me.
                          G5
He lived in a shed in the country.
                              C5
In a middle class district of Dunfries.
D5                         G5
But a sad kind of pig was he.

Chorus:
G5                   D5
Pigs can't swim and pigs can't fly
                     G5
But Pigs can see the wind go by.
                 D5
Pigs make lovely household friends.
                       G5
When winter comes then summer ends.
G5                    D5
Each week that lofty beasty - 
                       G5
Would beg with eyes so misty.
                    C5
To take him over to England.
D5                   G5
His life's dream to fulfill.

Chorus
G5                           D5
He wants to plunge into the channel 
                            G5
Swim to France would be his gamble
                                  C5
Florence Chadwick couldn't hold a candle
D5                       G5
To such a daring pig as he.

Chorus

(This verse sung in pigs perspective - silly falsetto)
G5                        D5
So then I came up to him askin'
                           G5
will our friendship not be lastin'
                     C5
and he told me I was graspin' 
D5                   G5
and he needed to be free!

Chorus
G5                         D5
So will you take me there tomorrow
                          G5
In a pigs eye I said with sorrow
                           C5
So he drown himself in the bath tub (Naughty Boy)
D5                            G5
And I had pork chops with my tea!

Chorus 
G5            D5
Early in the morning 
                G5
so early in the morning
                C5
so early in the morning 
D5                   G5
before the break of day