these are the chords for the 4 songs in jacksfilms' animated sketch "KERMIT SINGS." if 
you wan
watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3ywroqsgPk

1. Corpse

D

Oh

G                A
Nothing makes me happier

     D         D/C#      Bm
Than thinking about your corpse

  Em              A
A-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


What?

2. Deaf from your Screams

                   E
I'm gonna make the whole world deaf

C#m
From all of your screams

A         B         E
Doo dalla doo dalla doo

3. They'll Never Find Your Body

D
When I'm through with you


They'll never find your body

    Bm
And even if they did

G          A             D
All they'd find would be teeth

4. Minorities

    E
The world would be

       C#m
Such a better place

    A          B       E
Without all of those minorities


Yay!



these are the basic chords. you can try to find the fingerstyles and the little added 
notes with these.