There are two guitars playing in this version but you can kind of play the intro with one guitar.

Intro:

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Verse 1
F (133211@1)                        Gm (355333@1)When you grab a hold of me
Eb (x43121@3)                               F (133211@1)Tell me that I'll never be set free
F (133211@1)            Gm (355333@1)But I'm a parasite, 
Eb (x43121@3)                              F (133211@1)Creep and crawl, I step into the night
F (133211@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)Two pints of booze
  Eb (x43121@3)                        FTell (133211@1)me are you a badfish too? (are you a badfish too?)

Chorus 1
Bb (x1333x@1)                        F (133211@1) Ain't got no money to spend
Bb (x1333x@1)                              F (133211@1)
  And I hope this night will never end
Bb (x1333x@1)                  F (133211@1) Lord knows that I'm weak
          Bb (x1333x@1)                    GmWon't (355333@1)somebody get me off of this reef

Verse 2
    F (133211@1)                   GmAnd (355333@1)baby your a big blue whale
     Eb (x43121@3)                                 FI'll (133211@1)grab the reef when all duck diving fails
          F (133211@1)                           GmAnd (355333@1)I can swim but I wish I had never learned
         Eb (x43121@3)                       FCuz (133211@1)the water's too polluted with germs

F (133211@1)                               BbDive (x1333x@1)deep when it's ten feet overhead
     Eb (x43121@3)                               FAnd (133211@1)grab the reef, that's underneath my bed, (underneath my bed)

Chorus 2
Bb (x1333x@1)                           F (133211@1) Ain't got no quarrels with God, 
Bb (x1333x@1)                          F (133211@1) Ain't got no time to grow old
Bb (x1333x@1)                    F (133211@1) Lord knows that I'm weak
          Bb (x1333x@1)                    GmWon't (355333@1)somebody get me off of this reef

F (133211@1)             BbThere's (x1333x@1)a steel train comin' in, 
           F (133211@1)           BbI (x1333x@1)would take it if I could
         F (133211@1)            BbAnd (x1333x@1)I would not lie to you, 
        F (133211@1)            Bbbecause (x1333x@1)Sunday mornin' soon will come
F (133211@1)             BbThings (x1333x@1)will be, easier to say
  F (133211@1)                          BbUpon (x1333x@1)the microphone like I'm a Boss DJ
       F (133211@1)                             BbI (x1333x@1)will walk up upon the stage, like it was dry land
  F (133211@1)           BbA (x1333x@1)Boss DJ ain't nothin' but a man
   C (x32010@1)               BbNo (x1333x@1)trouble, no fuss, I know why..

F (133211@1)      Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)
 It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
F (133211@1)      Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)
 It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

C (x32010@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)Nowadays all the songs on the radio,
C (x32010@1)                Bb (x1333x@1)They all drive me crazy...