(intro Bm D, Bm A) Bm A D Em I am a handsome policeman, I am bold and versatile G A D G My wife is white and beautiful with breasts of alabaster Bm A D Em When I hurry home to her she whispers with a smile G A D What did you do today my big blue hero? G Bm There was only a gypsy G A D A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a didicoi G Bm Up to no good, I did what I should G A D A D Bm D, Bm A A little physical persuasion and he passed on by. Bm A D Em But now I grow impatient to enjoy her juicy beauty G A D G I searched for the rising rhythms of those breasts of alabaster Bm A D Em No, she cries pray tell me what you did today on duty G A D Tell me more about this hairy gypsy. G Bm It was only a gypsy G A D A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a didicoi G Bm Up to no good, I did what I should G A D A D Bm D, Bm A A little physical persuasion and he passed on by. Bm A D Em But tell me pretty darling, will you tell me in your turn G A D G Who placed those fresh wild flowers in your breasts of alabaster? Bm A D Em And when you smile between your teeth still wedged do I discern G A D A sprig of whisker from another?s moustache? G Bm It was only a gypsy, she sighed G A D A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a didicoi G Bm Up to no good, I did what I could G A D A D A little physical persuasion and he passed on by. G Bm It was only a gypsy boy G A D A ragged, shaggy blackguard of a didicoi-i-i G Bm Up to no good, I did what I could G A D A D A little physical persuasion and he passed on by. D Between her breasts a hedgerow nosegay, in between her teeth a tell-tale whisker, A D The house is full of clothes pegs.
