A5 D5 Rocky Racoon, he was a fool unto himself G5 C5 For he would not swallow, his foolish pride A5 D5 Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota, G5 It is not the kind of thing a young guy did C5 When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him. A5 D5 or D5 Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room G5 C5 Only to find Gideon's Bible A5 D5 or D5 Rocky had come equipped with a gun G5 C5 To shoot off the legs of his rival A5 D5 His rival it seems had broken his dreams G5 C5 By stealing the girl of his fancy. A5 D5 Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil G5 C5 But everyone knew her as Nancy. A5 D5 Now she and her man who called himself Dan G5 C5 Were in the next room at the hoe down A5 D5 And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin G5 C5 He said Danny Boy this is a showdown A5 D5 But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot G5 C5 And Rocky collapsed in the corner. A5 Da la la dum ba dum da da D5 Da la la dum ba dum da da G5 C5 Da la la dum ba dum da da A5 D5 The doctor walked in stinking of gin G5 C5 Proceeded to lie on the table A5 D5 The doctor said "Rock, you met your match, Son." Rocky said, no it's only a scratch G5 I'll be better soon Doc, I'll be better soon. C5 Well come on Rock, come on Rock. A5 D5 Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room G5 C5 Only to find Gideon's Bible A5 D5 Gideon checked out and he left him no doubt G5 C5 To hell with good Rocky's revival. (yeah) A5 Da la la dum ba dum da da D5 Da la la dum ba dum da da G5 C5 Da la la dum ba dum da da A5 Da la la dum ba dum da da D5 Da la la dum ba dum da da G5 C5 Da la la dum ba dum da da
