G (320003@1)                                                   CLeave (x32010@1)your guns out in your truck  Come on in and sit down and buck up to the 
                       G (320003@1)    G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)      Caad9          G (320003@1)        
bar and help us sing along  We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk
G (320003@1)                          CBuy (x32010@1)the guitar band a beer  this place aint no place for a Queer we dont play 
                              G (320003@1)          G (320003@1)              Cthat (x32010@1)shit around here, hell we just dont  no sir we like boy/girl sex in this
Ghonky (320003@1)tonk  
CHORUS:
D (xx0232@1)                     Caad9                         Gand (320003@1)in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
D (xx0232@1)                                 Caad9                     G (320003@1)           
we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to jack
D (xx0232@1)                                      Caad9                         G (320003@1)        
you can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get caught
D (xx0232@1)               Caad9                    Gcause (320003@1)we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk



(I tried to follow the video on youtube of him playing this live this is the best 
i could come up with)