G5                                                     C5
Leave your guns out in your truck  Come on in and sit down and buck up to the 
                       G5      G5              D5        Caad9          G5          
bar and help us sing along  We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk
G5                            C5
Buy the guitar band a beer  this place aint no place for a Queer we dont play 
                              G5            G5                C5
that shit around here, hell we just dont  no sir we like boy/girl sex in this
G5
honky tonk  
CHORUS:
D5                       Caad9                         G5
and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
D5                                   Caad9                     G5             
we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to jack
D5                                        Caad9                         G5          
you can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get caught
D5                 Caad9                    G5
cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk




(I tried to follow the video on youtube of him playing this live this is the best 
i could come up with)