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You know just the other morning I was hangin' around in my house 
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I had the new book with pictures of Madonna naked and I was checkin' it out 
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Just then a friend of mine came thru the door 
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Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before 
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Said I don't wanna see you no more 
      C5                G5 
And I still don't know why 


               C5             F5 
I think I'm an alright guy 
               C5             F5 
I think I'm an alright guy 
       G5 
Well I just wanna live until I've gotta die 
  F5 
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try 
  C5                    F5 
I think I'm an alright guy 
               C5     F5 C5 
I think I'm alright  
 
 
 
Well, maybe I'm dirty, maybe I smoke a lot of dope 
But it ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing up pictures of the Pope 
I know I get wild and I know I get drunk 
Well, it ain't like I've got a bunch of bodies in my trunk 
My old man used to call me a fucked up punk 
And I still don't know why 
 
 
Chorus 
 
 
Just the other night these cops pulled me over outside the bar 
They turned on their lights, they ordered me out my car 
Man, I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks 
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks 
I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of fuckin' hicks 
And I still don't know why 
 
Chorus