single strum first and last verse     
                     
G5                         C5                               
well welcome everybody to Willies place 
        D5                           G5                               
You can pull up a chair or you can  pull up my face                      
G5                      C5                                    
we got everything, the only thing that we lack 
D5                           G5 
is a rich young dumb  nymphomaniac 


G5                            C5          
I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac  
   D5                      G5              
To drive me around in her cadillac 
G5                                          C5
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back 
        D5                    G5
I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac 
 

G5                       C5  
we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass 
  D5                                      G5
a fucking machine that never runs out of gas 
G5                         C5
a body like nobody's ever seen before 
D5                              G5
she recently inherited a liquor store 
  
Chorus 


G5                                 C5  
well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight 
  D5                                      G5
she doesn't give shit if I stay out all night 
G5                                    C5
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile 
D5                                    G5
take of our clothes then we fuck in a pile 
  
Chorus 


G5                                   C5  
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs 
  D5                                      G5
the best in the west at cooking chinese food 
G5                            C5
she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes 
D5                                 G5
she always compliments me on the size of my hose 
  
Chorus 


G5                        C5  
we'll make her three feet tall 
  D5              G5
and stand about to here 
G5                       C5
with a flat spot on her head  
D5                 G5
so I can rest my beer 
  
Chorus