"Truckstop Diaries" Jason Boland and the Stragglers Album Truckstop Diaries contributed by Scott Steinocher ( G5 C5 D5 G5 ) G5 Sittin here wishin and thinkin and prayin C5 Wonderin what them folks are sayin G5 D5 ?Bout me and what I?m doin here G5 Yeah they?re lookin like I?m gonna steal their stuff C5 Brother I tell you I got enough G5 D5 G5 Just a bag o?clothes a tent and a case of beer G5 Well this one ol' boy looks like a roadie from Skynrd C5 Suckin down his chickin dinner G5 D5 He?s got a rebel flag right there on his grill G5 And there?s another one I swear looks just like Hank C5 Stopped in here to gas his tank G5 D5 G5 Buy a pack of smokes and pop a couplepills Chorus C5 G5 Who needs TV when you got a truck stop D5 G5 Who needs movies when you?ve got the road C5 G5 Who needs MasterCard hell you got a visa D5 G5 And who needs to fix it if it ain?t broke ( C5 D5 G5 ) Yeah northbound Cadillac neon lights Driven by a man you couldn?t pay me to fight I swear Ive never seen a zombie until now Lord he looks like he?s been up for days Swervin through the asphalt haze And right now id be nervous if I was a cow And this one ol' woman with a wagon full o kids She looked like she just hit the skids She left his ass this time she ain?t goin back Yeah she gonna drop the children off at mama?s She already got ?em in their pajamas And a sugar daddy waitin in a Cadillac Chorus This one ol' boy stopped to use the phone To tell his woman he?d soon be home If the highway patrol would let him put the hammer down And he asked if his huntin dogs were alright And he just might make it home tonight The CB says its clear for four more towns Well I been sittin here four or five hours I blew a rod doin sixty miles an hour Seems like Detroit ain?t makin ?em like they did I?m glad there?s all this stuff to see If it weren?t for them it?d just be me And I do believe I would?ve flipped my lid Chorus