Capo 3 
 
When you are playing the D, walk down the bass like this: 
 
E | ----------- 
B | ----------- 
G | ----------- 
D | -0--------- 
A | ----3-2-0-- 
E | ----------- 
 
 
      D5                        G5            D5 
Well, hello boogie palace, I'm sittin here alone 
D5                         A5            D5 
Listening to the music of electric saxophone 
         D5                              G5                 D5 
Now they ain't no sexy dresses and they ain't no beehive hair 
     D5                                      A5                  D5 
Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher 
 

G5 
I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar 
G5   
I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar 
                             C5        G5 
They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar 
G5                       D5             G5 
I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar  
 
 
I stopped in here to have a beer and ask some gal to dance 
Well I been waiting patient now and I ain't had the chance 
Cause they ain't played any waltzes, nothing like a Texas Swing 
And with no belly rubbin' music how in the hell can I do my thing 
 
 
Well goodbye Boogie Palace, I'm -a getting out of here 
Back to country music and back to Lone Star beer 
Where the women look like women and they dress so you can tell 
And the men are good old boys just drinkin' beer and raisin hell