...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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*Released 1978*
Intro:
G5 (355xxx@1)name="chord_x355xx@1">C5
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Verse 1:
F5 (133xxx@1)I've been going,
C5 (x355xx@1)Out with a girl,
F5 (133xxx@1)He-e-r name,
C5Is (x355xx@1)Ju-u-lie.
F5 (133xxx@1)But last night,
C5She (x355xx@1)said to me,
F5When (133xxx@1)we were,
C5Watching (x355xx@1)telly...
Interlude:
G5 C5,
G5 C5
This is,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5, G5 (355xxx@1)C5What (x355xx@1)she said);
Verse 2:
She said;
F5 (133xxx@1)"Listen John,
C5I (x355xx@1)love you,
F5But (133xxx@1)there's this,
C5Bloke (x355xx@1)I fancy.
F5 (133xxx@1)I dont want,
C5To (x355xx@1)two time you,
F5So (133xxx@1)it's the end,
C5For (x355xx@1)you and me".
Interlude:
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Verse 3:
F5 (133xxx@1)"Who's this bloke",
C5I (x355xx@1)asked her,
F5 (133xxx@1)Go-o-or-don,
C5She (x355xx@1)re-plied.
F5 (133xxx@1)"Not that puff",
C5I (x355xx@1)said dismayed,
F5 (133xxx@1)"Yes, but he's,
C5No (x355xx@1)puff" she cried.
Interlude:
G5 C5,
G5 C5
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)"He's more of a man,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5Than (x355xx@1)you'll ever be!"
Break:
A5, D5
A5 (x022xx@1)Here we go;
D5 (xx023x@1)2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
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Verse 4:
F5 (133xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)I was so up-set,
That I cried,
F5 (133xxx@1)All the way,
C5To (x355xx@1)the chi-ip shop.
F5 (133xxx@1)When I came out,
C5 (x355xx@1)There was Gordon,
F5 (133xxx@1)Standing at,
C5The (x355xx@1)bu-us stop.
Interlude:
G5 C5,
G5 C5
And guess,
Who was with him?
G5 C5,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)Yeah Julie;
And they were both,
G5 (355xxx@1)name="chord_x355xx@1">C5 G5 (355xxx@1)name="chord_x355xx@1">C5
Laughing at me.
Verse 5:
F5Oh (133xxx@1)she is cruel,
C5And (x355xx@1)heartless,
F5 (133xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)To pack me,
C5For (x355xx@1)Gordon.
F5 (133xxx@1)Just 'cos he's,
C5Better (x355xx@1)looking than me,
F5 (133xxx@1)Just 'cos he's,
C5 (x355xx@1) G5 (355xxx@1)C5Cool (x355xx@1)and trendy.
Verse 6:
F5But (133xxx@1)I know,
C5He's (x355xx@1)a moron,
F5 (133xxx@1)Gordon,
C5Is (x355xx@1)a moron.
F5 (133xxx@1)Gordon,
C5Is (x355xx@1)a moron,
F5 (133xxx@1)Gordon,
C5Is (x355xx@1)a moron.
Interlude:
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Break:
A5, D5
A5 (x022xx@1)Here we go;
D5 (xx023x@1)2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
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Coda:
G5 (355xxx@1) C5Oh, (x355xx@1)she's a slag,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5And (x355xx@1)he's a creep,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)She's a tart,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5He's (x355xx@1)very cheap.
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)She is a slut,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5He (x355xx@1)thinks he's tough,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)She is a bitch,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)He is a puff.
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)Yeah, yeah,
G5 (355xxx@1)C5It's (x355xx@1)not fair,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1)Yeah Yeah,
G5 (355xxx@1)C5 (x355xx@1) G5 (355xxx@1)C5It's (x355xx@1)not fair.
G5 (355xxx@1) C5I'm (x355xx@1)so up-set,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5I'm (x355xx@1)so up-set,
G5 (355xxx@1) C5I'm (x355xx@1)so up-set.
G5 (355xxx@1) C5 (x355xx@1) G5 (355xxx@1)C5 (x355xx@1)Yeah, yeah.
(Fade)
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
