Two Beers and Jump (The Ballad of Stephen Slater) - Jimmy Fallon & The Roots

Verse 1:

DThis (xx0232@1)here is the story
      C (x32010@1)         Gof (320003@1)a man from Jet Blue

DGot (xx0232@1)pushed around, on the job
       C (x32010@1)               GSo (320003@1)he did what he had to do

Dthe (xx0232@1)passenger was gettin rude
        C (x32010@1)                  GStephen (320003@1)grabbed two ice cold beers

DHe (xx0232@1)got on the PA and said
C (x32010@1)           Gthere (320003@1)goes 28 years

Chorus:

DAnd (xx0232@1)then he took them beers and jumped
C (x32010@1)                   GHe (320003@1)took two beers and jumped

GHe (320003@1)took two beers and jumped
      C (x32010@1)                   Gyeah, (320003@1)he took two beers and jumped

Verse 2:

DSo (xx0232@1)when your boss is riden your ass
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)your truck aint got no gas
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

Chorus 2:

GYou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump
      C (x32010@1)                   Gyeah, (320003@1)he took two beers and jumped

Verse 3:

DSo (xx0232@1)when you learn your wifes been cheating
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)your phone aint got no reception
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)youve had enough of your congressmen 
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)you burn your eggs in the fryin pan
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)the dishes are pilin up in the sink
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)your favorite pen runs out of ink
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)people have ugly feet and where flip flops
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)the bank forecloses on your house
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)the batteries die on your wireless mouse
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

DWhen (xx0232@1)your mad as hell and cant take it any more
          C (x32010@1)               Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump

Chorus 3:

GYou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump
     C (x32010@1)                Ggotta (320003@1)get two beers and jump                   x6

GYou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump    (Grab those beers!)
         C (x32010@1)                Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump    (and take that slide!)

Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump    (and then jump on down!)
         C (x32010@1)                Gyou (320003@1)gotta get two beers and jump    (come on down to the other side!)

Repeat Chorus and Fade Out!

END!!!