Verse 1: D5 This here is the story C5 G5 of a man from Jet Blue D5 Got pushed around, on the job C5 G5 So he did what he had to do D5 the passenger was gettin rude C5 G5 Stephen grabbed two ice cold beers D5 He got on the PA and said C5 G5 there goes 28 years Chorus: D5 And then he took them beers and jumped C5 G5 He took two beers and jumped G5 He took two beers and jumped C5 G5 yeah, he took two beers and jumped Verse 2: D5 So when your boss is riden your ass C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When your truck aint got no gas C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump Chorus 2: G5 You gotta get two beers and jump C5 G5 yeah, he took two beers and jumped Verse 3: D5 So when you learn your wifes been cheating C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When your phone aint got no reception C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When youve had enough of your congressmen C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When the dishes are pilin up in the sink C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When your favorite pen runs out of ink C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When people have ugly feet and where flip flops C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When the bank forecloses on your house C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When the batteries die on your wireless mouse C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump D5 When your mad as hell and cant take it any more C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump Chorus 3: G5 You gotta get two beers and jump C5 G5 gotta get two beers and jump x6 G5 You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!) C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump (and take that slide!) G5 you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!) C5 G5 you gotta get two beers and jump (come on down to the other side!) Repeat Chorus and Fade Out! END!!!
