Tom: C5 Chorus: C5 G5 He's a drug store truck drivin' man G5 C5 He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan C5 F5 When summer comes rollin' around F5 G5 C5 We'll be lucky to get out of town C5 G5 He's been like a father to me G5 F5 C5 He's like the only DJ you can hear after three C5 F5 And I'm an all night singer in a country band F5 G5 F5 C5 And if he don't like me he don't understand **Chorus C5 G5 He's got him a house on the hill G5 F5 C5 And he can play country records till you've had your fill C5 F5 And he's a law man's friend he's an all night DJ F5 G5 F5 C5 Sure don't think much like the records he plays **Chorus C5 G5 He don't like resistance I know G5 F5 C5 And he said it last night on a big TV show C5 F5 He's got him a medal that he won in the war F5 G5 F5 C5 Weighs 500 pounds and it sleeps by the door **Chorus (Repeat The Last Line Once