Intro  A5   D5 
 

Verse 1 
       A5                              D5 
Well I ain't afraid of dying, its the thought of being dead 
              D5             D5           E5 
I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read 
      A5                                 D5 
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest 
               D5                D5            E5 
You can put my mind at ease if you fill my last request 


        A5 
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die 
                                       E5 
Lord I wanna go to heaven, but I don't wanna go tonight 
A5            A5            D5                 D5 
Fill my boot up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand 
        A5             G5       E5 
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die  
 
Verse 2 
     A5                E5         A5 
Just let my headstone be a neon sign 
                              E5 
Just let it burn in memory of all of my good times 
A5                A5                D5             D5 
Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes 
            A5                      E5 
I'll be the life of the party even when I'm dead and gone 
 
Repeat Chorus 
 
Instrumental 
     A5                            D5 
Just make your next selection and while you're still in line 
A5                                  E5 
You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time 
 
Repeat Chorus 
 
Repeat Chorus acapella and tag