{Chorus} 
   C5        F5
   What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town 
                                   C5
   Don't want to be alone when the sun goes down 

   Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around 
                                               F5
   What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town 
      F5
Well, ask anybody - I'm a pretty good guy 
                                  C5
And the looks-decent-wagon didn't pass me by 

There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide 
      N.C.                                  C5
And I don't understand why I gotta wonder why 
 
{Repeat Chorus} 
F5
Cruise all around the right parking lots 
                                    C5
A little time gets killed - alot of bull gets shot 

One'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I've got 
       N.C.                                            C5
When I get to thinkin' maybe, she's a thinkin' maybe not 
 
{Repeat Chorus} 
       F5
Had an old man tell me, "Boy, if you were smart 
                                   C5
You'd hit the produce aisle at the Super Wal-Mart" 

So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart 
      N.C.
All I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts 
 
{Repeat Chorus} 
         C5                                  F5
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town