TUNED DOWN HALF A STEP



  D5                               D5
I wish that I could get up in the early morning time,
                 D5                          G5
And things would fall out of the sky into my lap,
  G5                         D5
I wish I had the brain of a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
          E5                                   A5
So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.


  D5                                      D5
I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown,
      D5                                  G5
While at the beach relaxing in the summer time,
  G5                                D5
I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse,
          E5                               A5      Bb5
Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess.


B5                            E5
   I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
        A5                                D5   D5
   On a silver platter, like they did to you.
B5                         E5
   I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
       A5                             D5   D5
   The man you think I should aspire to.


Small instrumental - B5  D5  E5  A5


  D5                         D5
I wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui,
           D5                        G5
That I was effortlessly masculine as well,
  G5                               D5
I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes,
           E5                               A5
Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys.


  D5                            D5
I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know,
    D5                                        G5
Who float right through their lives without a thought.
   G5                                D5
Or that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me,
           E5                                 A5      Bb5
That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored.


B5                            E5
   I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
        A5                                D5   D5
   On a silver platter, like they did to you.
B5                         E5
   I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
       A5                             D5   D5
   The man you think I should aspire to.


Instrumental - [Repeat chords from chorus]


B5                            E5
   I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
        A5                                D5   D5
   On a silver platter, like they did to you.
B5                         E5
   I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
       A5                             D5   D5
   The man you think I should aspire to.


B5                            E5
   I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
        A5                                D5   D5
   On a silver platter, like they did to you.
B5                         E5
   I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
       A5                             D5   D5
   The man you think I should aspire to.


B5                            E5
   I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
        A5                                D5   D5
   On a silver platter, like they did to you.
B5                         E5
   I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
       A5                             D5   D5
   The man you think I should aspire to.


B5                            E5
   I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
        A5                                D5
   On a silver platter, like they did to you.


Was that my other one?