C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)            AmOh (x02210@1)what have you done with your life
   F (133211@1)         AmOh (x02210@1)please dont tell me
   G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)    FJust (133211@1)shut up and go to work
   C (x32010@1)         GCause (320003@1)youre interrupting me

C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)       AmI (x02210@1)wont represent the US
   F (133211@1)           AmIn (x02210@1)the summer olympics
   G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)    FMy (133211@1)characters questionable
   C (x32010@1)        GMy (320003@1)life is a broken record

Chorus:
   C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)     AmIm (x02210@1)shredding the document
   F (133211@1)         AmIm (x02210@1)keeping my mouth shut
   G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)    FIm (133211@1)running on radio silence
   C (x32010@1)         GIm (320003@1)letting the record speak

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)     AmIm (x02210@1)shredding the document
   F (133211@1)              AmThe (x02210@1)switchboard is lighting up
   G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)    FIm (133211@1)not taking anymore calls
   C (x32010@1)         GWell (320003@1)maybe from Larry King

C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)       AmAnd (x02210@1)I dont know who killed who
   F (133211@1)         AmIm (x02210@1)having a sex change
   G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)    FTo (133211@1)a woman who loves too much
   C (x32010@1)         GMy (320003@1)sisters a petty thief

C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)     AmI (x02210@1)doctored the evidence
   F (133211@1)         AmYeah (x02210@1)it was a cover up
   G (320003@1)          Am (x02210@1)        FI (133211@1)want to stay wrapped in my blanket
   C (x32010@1)         GAnd (320003@1)never get out of bed

Chorus
 
  C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)   AmAll (x02210@1)rumor and innuendo
  F (133211@1)      AmAn (x02210@1)eagles reunion
  G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)    FThe (133211@1)20th centurys closing
  C (x32010@1)         GIts (320003@1)closing in on me

C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)    AmYou (x02210@1)know what my father said
   F (133211@1)             AmWell (x02210@1)Im not going to tell you
   G (320003@1)            Am (x02210@1)    FSome (133211@1)words that I try to live by
   C (x32010@1)                 GIts (320003@1)none of your goddamn business

Chorus

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)     AmIm (x02210@1)shredding the document
   F (133211@1)              AmThe (x02210@1)switchboard is lighting up
   G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)    FIm (133211@1)not taking anymore calls
   C (x32010@1)           GWell (320003@1)maybe from Oprah Winfrey