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Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore - John Prine
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Tabbed by: Dave S
Email: Dlgibson@netscape.com
Tuning: Standard
Artist: John Prine
Album: John Prine
Year: 1971
G (320003@1) CWhile (x32010@1)digesting Readers Digest in the back of a dirty book store
D (xx0232@1) GA (320003@1)plastic flag with gum on the back Fell out on the floor.
G (320003@1) CWell (x32010@1)I picked it up and ran outside And slapped it on my windowshield.
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)If I could see old Betsy Ross Id tell her how good I feel.
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C (x32010@1) GBut, (320003@1)your flag decal won't get you into Heaven anymore.
D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)
They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war
C (x32010@1) GNow (320003@1)Jesus don't like Killin' No matter what the reasons for.
D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)
And your flag decal won't get you into Heaven anymore.
G (320003@1) CWell (x32010@1)I went to the Bank this morning And the cashier said to me
D (xx0232@1) GIf (320003@1)you join the Christmas Club We'll give you ten of them flags for free.
G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)didn't mess a round a bit I took him up on what he said
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)stuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wifes forehead.
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G (320003@1) CWell (x32010@1)I got my windshield so filled with flags I couldn't see
D (xx0232@1) GSo (320003@1)I ran my car upside a curb and right into a tree
G (320003@1) CBy (x32010@1)the time they got a doctor down I was already dead,
DAnd (xx0232@1)I'll never understand Why the man,
GStanding (320003@1)in the Pearly Gates said
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