Chords: Maniac1075


12 Bar Blues 

[Chorus]
G5 
Ahhh
C5
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G5
Ah, hey bob a re bob
D5   C5                    G5       D5
Ah, I got them shithouse blues

F5
ahh
F5 G5  
Your mamas in jail, 
F5 G5
Your papas on bail, 
F5 G5                 
Your sisters on the corner 
G5
yellin' pussy for sale

NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names, 
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.

[Classic versus]

I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa

I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito

I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story

I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants 
is always Gooey

I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank

See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen