Just Rob Me PLAYED ON CAPO 1 OR 3 Intro: B5 Verse: B5 E5 I met a pretty girl the next town over F#5 Running like a river, thin and long B5 Other than her dress E5 She looked mighty well depressed B5 F#5 B5 So I asked this little lady what was wrong B5 E5 She said, "All my life I've tried to be an outlaw B5 F#5 I've tried to spit and chew and steal and rob B5 But I ain't no good at thieven' E5 So I might as well be leaven B5 F#5 B5 I think I'm off and go get a job" B5 E5 I told the pretty girl, "Don't be so foolish B5 F#5 Don't be so quick to leave a life of crime B5 See I'll be quick to call it E5 You can practice on my wallet B5 F#5 B5 And that way if you're caught you won't do time" Chorus: F#5 Just rob me! B5 Just rob me! B5 F#5 A pretty face like yours don't come for free B5 If I can call you honey E5 Well then you can take my money B5 F#5 So darlin keep your gun B5 And just rob me Verse 2: B5 E5 I see the girl again a few months later B5 F#5 To see her with her gun was a relief B5 I said, "Honey you've got attributes E5 Like lace and lips and high heeled boots B5 F#5 B5 But dearie your just no good as a thief" B5 E5 She said, "Mister how do you know that I'm failin' B5 F#5 I might have robbed twenty banks today" B5 I looked into her eyes E5 And said, "Miss, I'd be surprised, B5 F#5 B5 You're pointing that there gun the wrong way. -Repeat Chorus- Bridge: F#5 B5 Maybe every woman is an outlaw F#5 B5 I'm pretty sure they're pretty thieves in black F#5 F#5 They'll make you scream like smoke F#5 And then they rob you broke F#5 F#5 F#5 But I suppose don't mind being robbed like that Verse 3: B5 E5 So my pretty thief and I started a family B5 F#5 Yeah my outlaw's been given me inlaws B5 She kept her thievin art E5 Sure as rain she stole my heart B5 F#5 B5 But she tells me it's for a worthy cause -Repeat Chorus- End on B
