Capo 2nd Fret Intro D G Verse 1 D (xx0232@1) GWe're (320003@1)floating in space on the edge of time D (xx0232@1) GIn (320003@1)a universe that we can't define D (xx0232@1) GBillions (320003@1)of stars in the endless night D (xx0232@1) GTry (320003@1)and find purpose for our lives D (xx0232@1) GYet (320003@1)we still take the time (still take the time) D (xx0232@1) GYes (320003@1)we always take the time chorus n/c D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GTo (320003@1)masturbate oohhh-ahh-ohh DTo (xx0232@1)milk the snake G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GGirls (320003@1)do the taco hand shake GI'm (320003@1)gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight D G D G Verse 2 D (xx0232@1) GWhether (320003@1)you're English, French, Japanesse, or German D (xx0232@1) GWhether (320003@1)you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman D (xx0232@1) GWe (320003@1)all take matters into our own hands D (xx0232@1) GWith (320003@1)the five finger army we invade our pants D (xx0232@1) GWe'd (320003@1)all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time) D (xx0232@1) GIf (320003@1)it was a crime Chourus N/C D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GTo (320003@1)Masterbate ooohhhh-ahh-ohh DTo (xx0232@1)pull the hand brake GTo (320003@1)play vagina dj D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) GIm (320003@1)gonna play ball on team penis, tonight this is my first tab the chords i know for a fact are right but the switch might be off little leave feedback heres a link to whatch him play this version..its not the full but its all the same http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyRWvzOyWU8