Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I've searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn't find them anywhere, so I 
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as 
as I do. - Dan Dee

_Intro:_

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 


_Verse:_

E (022100@1)                      AFloating (x02220@1)in space at the edge of time
    E (022100@1)               AIn (x02220@1)a universe that we can't define
E (022100@1)                      ABillions (x02220@1)of stars in the endless night
E (022100@1)                   ATryin (x02220@1)to find purpose for our lives
        E (022100@1)                 AYet (x02220@1)we still take the time (still take the time)
        E (022100@1)              A- (x02220@1)A5 (x022xx@1)Yes, we always take the time 


_Chorus:_

n/c       E5 (022xxx@1) A5 (x022xx@1) E5 (022xxx@1) A5To (x022xx@1)masturbate  ah-ooh-ohh 
             E5 (022xxx@1)  A5To (x022xx@1)milk the snake
                       E5 (022xxx@1)   A5Girls (x022xx@1)do the taco handshake
          E5 (022xxx@1)             A5 (x022xx@1)       E5 (022xxx@1)  A5 (x022xx@1)E5 (022xxx@1)name="chord_x022xx@1">A5  E5I'm (022xxx@1)gonna hold my sausage hostage  tonight.

_Verse 2:_

        E (022100@1)                          AWhether (x02220@1)you're English, French, Japanese, or German
        E (022100@1)                          AWhether (x02220@1)you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
   E (022100@1)                   AWe (x02220@1)all take matters into our own hands
         E (022100@1)                   AWith (x02220@1)the five finger army we invade our pants
     E (022100@1)                         AWe'd (x02220@1)all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time)
E (022100@1)          A- (x02220@1)A5If (x022xx@1)it was a crime 


_Chorus 2:_

n/c       E5 (022xxx@1) A5 (x022xx@1) E5 (022xxx@1) A5To (x022xx@1)masturbate  ah-ooh-ohh 
                 E5 (022xxx@1)   A5To (x022xx@1)pull the handbrake
               E5 (022xxx@1)   A5To (x022xx@1)play vagina DJ
      E5 (022xxx@1)                     A5She's (x022xx@1)gonna play cuntry on the clitar  tonight


_Bridge:_

E (022100@1)A (x02220@1)E (022100@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B  (x2)


_Final Verse:_

E5 (022xxx@1)          A5 (x022xx@1)E5 (022xxx@1)                 B5 (x244xx@1)He burps his baby, she's putting on a puppet show
E5 (022xxx@1)               A5 (x022xx@1)  E5 (022xxx@1)            B5 (x244xx@1)Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 (022xxx@1)           A5 (x022xx@1)   E5 (022xxx@1)              B5 (x244xx@1)He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe

[2 hours later]

E5 (022xxx@1)              A5 (x022xx@1)  E5 (022xxx@1)            B5 (x244xx@1)Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
    A (x02220@1)                     B (x2444x@1)      EI'm (022100@1)gonna play ball on team Penis  tonight
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