Tabbed by Ian Revallo
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                 Happy Birthday- Jon Lajoie


Intro:
D (xx0232@1)DIt's (xx0232@1)your birthday today,

What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
                  G (320003@1)           
That twenty-one years ago on this day,
            A (x02220@1)                                       D (xx0232@1)   
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

And nine months before that magical day,

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
              GAnd (320003@1)they were having a good time,
                               DThey (xx0232@1)were dancing and drinking wine,

DAnd (xx0232@1)when they got home they were horny as hell,

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
       GAnd (320003@1)he tore her panties off,
                  DAnd (xx0232@1)his penis was hard as a rock,

And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
        GSo (320003@1)they formed a sixty-nine,
                     DAnd (xx0232@1)your mom came at least three times,


DAnd (xx0232@1)then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

That he forgot to put a condom on,
            GAnd (320003@1)when he realized his mistake,
A (x02220@1)                              D (xx0232@1)      
He had ejaculated and it was too late,


             G (320003@1)     AAnd (x02220@1)then your mom got pregnant,
         Bm (x24432@1)         DAnd (xx0232@1)your dad started crying,
               G (320003@1)           AHe (x02220@1)wanted your mom to get an abortion,
         Bm (x24432@1)          DBut (xx0232@1)your mom wanted a child,
G (320003@1)                    D (xx0232@1)And nine months later you were born,
    G (320003@1)                 A (x02220@1)               D (xx0232@1)               
And five months later your parents got a divorce.