BIRTHDAY SONG
Jon Lajoie

Capo: 6th

         GIt's (320003@1)your birthday today

What does that mean, I guess I'll try to explain
     CThat (x32010@1)many years ago on this day
          D (xx0232@1)                                         GIt (320003@1)was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face


And nine months before that magical day

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
        CAnd (x32010@1)they were having a good time
                     GThey (320003@1)were dancing and drinking wine

C (x32010@1)        DHappy (xx0232@1)birthday
Em (022000@1)       GHappy (320003@1)birthday
D (xx0232@1)        GHappy (320003@1)birthday


And when they got home they were horny as hell

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
   CAnd (x32010@1)he tore her panties off
                 GAnd (320003@1)his penis was hard as a rock


And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
       CSo (x32010@1)they formed a sixty-nine
                    GAnd (320003@1)your mom came at least three times


And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom

That he forgot to put a condom on
            CAnd (x32010@1)when he realized his mistake
D (xx0232@1)                              GHe (320003@1)had ejaculated and it was too late

C (x32010@1)                   DAnd (xx0232@1)then your mom got pregnant
Em (022000@1)          GAnd (320003@1)your dad started crying
C (x32010@1)                          DHe (xx0232@1)wanted your mom to get an abortion
Em (022000@1)          GBut (320003@1)your mom wanted a child
C (x32010@1)                            DAnd (xx0232@1)nine months later you were born
Em (022000@1)                      C (x32010@1)              GAnd (320003@1)then five months later your parents got a divorce