intro)  C

CI (x32010@1)thought maybe I'd find a friend
    EmOr (022000@1)maybe I'd meet a girl
        FHave (133211@1)a great conversation with a stranger
        GOn (320003@1)the other side of the world

COr (x32010@1)maybe learn something new
       EmAbout (022000@1)a culture or a place
 FConnect (133211@1)with another human being
          GBut (320003@1)every time I press new game

All I see is
C (x32010@1)            EmGuys (022000@1)jerking off
F (133211@1)            GGuys (320003@1)jerking off
    C (x32010@1)             EmJust (022000@1)penises and cocks
    F (133211@1)              GAnd (320003@1)guys jerking them off

FHold (133211@1)on
           GThis (320003@1)guy's not jerking off
CMaybe (x32010@1)he's like me
       AmAnd (x02210@1)he just wants to talk
G (320003@1)          G7Hi, (320001@1)how are you?

Nope, there he goes
Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum