Great song from comedian Jon Lajoie, you can find it on Youtube. This is how the song can be played on a guitar. Basically just an Am F E progression. The song doesn't actually have guitar in, but it can be played on one Chord Progression Throughout: Am F E Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible. What?! Am(I (x02210@1)don't a give a fuck...) About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what (I don't give a fuck...) F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)literally don't give a fuck about anything AmI (x02210@1)don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything People care about shit, I say fuck everything FFuck (133211@1)you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun EI (022100@1)don't need heat or Vitamin D! AmAnd (x02210@1)fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo F (133211@1) EWe (022100@1)invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you AmDon't (x02210@1)give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes F (133211@1) EDemolition (022100@1)man's the only snipes movie I like AmAnd (x02210@1)fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch F (133211@1) EAnd (022100@1)fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth AmDon't (x02210@1)give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke F (133211@1) EAnd (022100@1)hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most AmAnd (x02210@1)fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time F (133211@1) EMy (022100@1)dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but... Chorus- Am F E AmWalked (x02210@1)into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large?" I say "bitch I don't give a fuck" She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?" etcetera etcetera, the lyrics are all below, but the chord rhythm is exactly the same. AmDon't (x02210@1)give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker And I don't give a fuck about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place F (133211@1) ELike (022100@1)human semen when I get it all over my face AmI'm (x02210@1)not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote AmI (x02210@1)call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday F (133211@1) ECause (022100@1)I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way AmAnd (x02210@1)fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way F (133211@1) EDid (022100@1)I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays AmIf (x02210@1)I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it F (133211@1) EI'll (022100@1)replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus Am(I (x02210@1)don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)literally don't give a chainsaw about anything AmIf (x02210@1)there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, F (133211@1) Eso (022100@1)I do give a fuck... wait, what? Am(I (x02210@1)give a fuck...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuck...) F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)literally care about every motherfucking thing Enjoy, great song! Peace John Cammies
